Fascinating butt trivia (continued......)

• Bart Simpson, the ultimate prankster, enjoys calling Moe's Tavern and asking for Seymour Butz. When Moe calls out, "Hey, everybody! I wanna Seymour Butz," the barflies crack up as Moe falls victim to another prank call.

• There is a Fanny Bridge in Tahoe City, California, overlooking the Truckee River. The bridge gets its name from the array of fannies that invariably line the bridge as spectators try to see the enormous rainbow trout below. The fannies are quite a sight.

• One of my favorite verses in The Butt Book is "Snake behinds just don't exist—something no snake has ever missed." In fact, some snake species have a vestigial pelvic girdle, which is a remnant of their lizard past.

• "Heinie" was a popular nickname for German and German-American baseball players (particularly those named Henry— "Heinrich" in German) in the early part of the 20th century. At least 22 Major League Baseball players went by the nickname Heinie, including Heinie Manush.

• A Florida man, Raymond Roberts, tried to dodge drug charges by telling cops that the cocaine they had just found during a body cavity search wasn't his.

• A Serbian man has become a hero in Egypt by accidentally killing a man-eating shark—with his butt! A drunken Dragan Stevic cannonballed into the water from a high-diving board only to land on the toothed terror's head and kill it instantly. The shark had reportedly killed one vacationer and injured three others, imperiling tourist season at the Red Sea.

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